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Old February 22nd, 2010, 01:20 AM  
Zero Beat
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Name: Jack
Join Date: March 21, 2009
Location: In a land down under.
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

A guy shares a bunk bed with his little brother.

Later that day he brings his girlfriend home. They go to the top bunk and start to have sex. The guy says, "If you want it harder say tomato and if you want it softer say lettuce."

The girl says ok and starts
"tomato tomato tomato lettuce lettuce tomato tomato"

Then the little brother stands up from the bottom bunk and says "quit making sandwiches, you're getting mayonaise on me."

(Sorry if its too much, or done before)
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