Re: Jokes and Riddles
So a man goes out with his buddies for a night on the town. When he wakes up the next day, there's an aspirin, a glass of water, some chocolate, a rose, and a note from his wife saying "I'm out shopping, be back in a few hours." So he takes the aspirin, and feeling a bit better, he goes downstairs. His son is eating breakfast at the table so he asks him, "Son, what happened last night?" His son responds "Well, you came home drunk, barfed all over yourself, broke the coffee table, and crawled into bed covered in your own sick. Mom tried to get your clothes off, but when she did, you yelled at her, 'Get your hands off of me bitch, I'm married'"
Advise isn't my specialty... would a sarcastic, quite possibly sadistic, comment do the job?
I am a convicted(and escaped) chat killer, and was formerly The Forgotten.