Copy/paste the following text and answer the questions
Put an X between the brackets if you have hair in that area.
Are you satisfied with the amount of hair you have? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you wish you had more or less? WAX WAX WAX i wanna have about as much hair as baby hu shaves.
Put an X between the hair that you shave or trim if you shave or trim at all.
Why do you shave? because i don't want bum fluff on my face, thank you very much.
Length [erect or hard]:6.1 (why i care bout 0.1 i dunno)
Girth (the circumfrence of your penis) [erect or hard]: maybe 1 inch
Lenth [non-erect]:3-4 inch
Girth [non-erect]: 1.2 inch
Cut or Uncut:uncut
Do you wish you were/weren't? don't mind lol, not something i think bout dat often
Do you think it's proportional for you height? For your Age?: yeap...go me
What's the average in your mind? 6 inchs
Have you started puberty yet? oh yes
At what age? 12
In your opinion, did you start late or early? no i was juuuusssttt right
Have you ever had a wet dream? no of cource not *cough
Do you compare yourself to guys your same age? of cource i am self-obbsessed...who isn't
In what ways? i wish i had his arse/face/stomac i could go on.
Are you done with puberty? nope
Do you masterbate? yes
How many times per day? 4
When did you start? 10
What hand do you use? mrs left and her five loverly daughters
What do you think about whilst masterbating? naked men! like all red blooded men (i lie)
Where's the weirdest place you've masterbated? in my friends sleeping bag...just don't ask...he wasn't in there at the time
Where's your normal place to masterbate? my bec
Do you use any special technique? nope, just the good old up and down (god dat was an turely awful expression)
Do you use any lubrication? no
Have you ever been caught? yes....shivers
Have you masturbated with friends? not something u can just slip in to conversasion.
Seperated or together? n/a
Did you regret it or did you have fun? n/a
Are you felxible enough to suck your own penis? if i could, i would never be able to get outta of the house..no
If not, do you wish you could? oh yes
Do you ejaculate? yes
If so how much? i don't put in a cup an measure
Spit or Dribble? spit
If spit, how far? i'll ger back to ya.
How do you clean up? got an issue have a tissue
Did you ever taste it?nope
If so what was your reaction? n/a
Are you straight, gay, bi, or curious? gay slightly touch bi (if the mood takes me)
If straight, do you think Homosexuality is ok? it is OK
What do you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend? personality and thats all....god no1 gonna believe that...yes good looks and giant penis do come into it
Have you ever had a relationship? yes
If so how long? from dinner to breakfast...joke...badf
Did you ever cheat on this person? no, well only with my left hand
- Did they find out? n/a
--- How did they react? n/a
----- Has this tought you a lesson? n/a
Have you ever had sex? only with myself
If not, will you wait till marriage? nope
What do you look for in a partener? sex appeal, wot else u need
With a boy or girl? i would want it with a boy
what kind of sex was it? n/a
Have you had any kind of sex with a friend of the same sex? nope, not matter how many times i ask
What kind? n/a
Were you protected? n/a
Do you have any regrets what so ever? n/a
If you are straight, would you let a gay man suck your penis? Would you suck his? i would, but i'm gay
If you are straight, would you have sex with a gay man? Would you let him do it to you? same as above.