Re: Jokes and Riddles
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, "Wanted FBI agents." After
sorting through all the applicants they narrow it down to
three. They bring the first in for an interview and the
interviewing agent says to the gentleman, "We are the FBI, we
solemnly do the duty of the country and always put the country
before ourselves. Anything asked of us, we must do. Whether we
like it or not. All our agents must be totally loyal." The guy
responds that he always wanted to be an FBI agent and it has
been his dream.
The agent then pulls out a gun and puts it on the table.
"Please, go into the next room where your wife is and shoot
The gentleman gets a repulsed look upon his face. "I can't do
that. She is my wife and I love her with all my heart!"
The agent than says that he just isn't FBI material, but thanks
him for coming down.
They then bring in the second man. The agent goes over the
speel of loyalty for the country above all else. "I always
wanted to be an agent, my lifelong goal it was ever since I was
a school boy," he replies.
The agent than proceeds to pull out the gun and place it on the
table. "Please, go into the next room and shoot your wife," FBI
agent says, calmly.
The man than replies, "I can't do that, although we have our
problems, I can't kill her. She is the mother of my three
kids...she's just too important."
The agent offers his respect, but with regret tells him that he
just isn't FBI material.
Finally, the third gentleman is brought in. They go over the
speel and the agent puts the gun on the table and asks him to
go shoot his wife. The man nods, takes the gun and enters the
Five or six shots are heard and then are proceeded by sounds of
things slamming into the wall, tables splintering and
shattering, muffled screams and metal bending. The FBI agent
runs to the room with astonishment and confusion on his face.
"What did you do?"
The man calmly replies, "The gun was full of blanks, so I had
to beat her to death with a chair!"
Originally Posted by PrinceOfMadness
All must die!
Originally Posted by Chief
Don't lie Nick. Be cool, think of my large, beautiful breasts.
Originally Posted by Contra
... Oh fuck you!