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Old January 30th, 2010, 02:46 AM  
Alfred Pennyworth
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?
A: There was a car coming.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.
Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs.
Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A: She was afraid someone would caesar!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!

Advise isn't my specialty... would a sarcastic, quite possibly sadistic, comment do the job?

I am a convicted(and escaped) chat killer, and was formerly The Forgotten.
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