Mom has 2 daughters , 1 son.
One daughter asks Mom "Why'd u name me Violet"
Mom:" When you were born a violet dropped on ur head."
Other doaughter askes Mom :" Why'd you name me rose?"
Mom:" Becuase when u were born a rose dropped on ur head.
The son says "looaskfdsdfgfkjghfkgfjhdgkjgh (sounding retarded)"
Mom shouts :SHUT UP BRICK!!!"
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