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Old January 7th, 2010, 03:42 AM  
Alfred Pennyworth
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

An Asian, a Mexican, and an American are going on a trip in a hot air balloon. A while into their trip, their balloon starts losing altitude. Nothing they try works, so they decide that they need to lighten their load. The Asian man says, "Well, we have to much rice in asia", so he throws out a bag of rice he had brought along for food. They slow down sinking a bit, but they still need to get rid of more weight. The mexican says "Well, we have too many burritos in Mexico" so he throws out a box of burritos that he had brought. They slow down a bit more, but they still need to lose more weight, so the American says "Well we have too many Mexicans in America.", so he throws out the Mexican and the balloon starts rising again.

Advise isn't my specialty... would a sarcastic, quite possibly sadistic, comment do the job?

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