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Old January 6th, 2010, 08:27 PM  
Obscene Eyedeas
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

A blond a brunette and a red hed are being chased by the police.
They come to this orchard and decide to hide in the trees.
The brunette in the first the red head in the second and the blond in the third.

The police go to the first tree "Come down, come down we know your up there"
and the brunette says tweet tweet. Thinkn its a bird they move on.

At the second tree they again yell. "Come down, come down we know your up there"
and the red head says meow. thinkn its a cat they move on.

At the last tree they say "Come down, come down we know your up there"
and the blond says "MOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche


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