Wow, although a good portion of that made no sense whatsoever, Bush has probably made less lies in his lifetime than you have in a week. And if he has 'lied' a single time, then he might not have known the truth, so consider that, eh?
Instead of trying to 'nail him to a wall,' you might want to try believing the guy before you say """LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!""" (triple quotation... 8))