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Old December 17th, 2009, 10:20 AM  
Obscene Eyedeas
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A girl goes to the doctor: Doctor Doctor whats wrong with me wherver i touch it hurts.
Sht takes her finger pokes her head and screams, pokes her chest and screams, pokes her legs arms stomach shoulders and screams evrytym.
The doctor asks her: Is ur natural hair color blond?
The girl: YA Y?
The doctor: Ur fingers broken. . . . . .

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A girl sick of all the blonde jokes goes to the hair dressers and dyes her hair brunette.
On the way home she comes accross a farmer who is moving his sheep to a new field.
The girl thinks the sheep are the preetiest things in the world.
So she asks the farmer if i can guess how many sheep u hav can i tak one? The famrer says ok. So she randomly guesses 132.
The farmer is shocked but says take ur pick then.
The girl picks out the most boisterous cute playful sheep. .. . . . . . . . . . .
Then the farmer says if i can guess ur real hair color can i hav my dog back?. . . . . . .
Lmao

Last edited by Gumleaf; December 18th, 2009 at 06:25 PM. Reason: double post
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