You and Your Body
Shoe Size: 8-9ish?
Body type (skinny, average, etc): Little chubby
BMI (Click here for more information
): No idea, too lazy to work it out. Probably on the high end.
Put an X between the brackets if you have hair in that area.
[X]Facial [X]Armpits [X]Chest [X]Stomach [X]Pubic [X]Butt [X]Legs Feet
Are you satisfied with the amount of hair you have? It's not a terrible amount.
-Do you wish you had more or less? I'd rather have less on my arse and slightly thicker on my face (length is fine, just a tad patchy as it grows)
Put an X between the hair that you shave or trim, if you do.
Facial Armpits Chest Stomach Pubic Butt Legs Feet
Length (Erect): About 5", I don't measure.
Length(Non-Erect): Again, I don't measure, so I don't know really know. Too short for my liking though...
Girth (Erect): No idea.
Cut or Uncut: Uncut.
-Do you wish you Was/Wasn't? I like it as it is, comes in handy.
Do you think it's proportional for you height? Meh, it's good enough.
-For your Age?: Dunno, don't think age really affects penis length...
What's the average length in your mind? 6"
Does your Penis bend? No.
-In which Direction?
--A lot, some or little?
---Does this concern you?
Have you started puberty yet? Yes.
At what age did you start? About 9...
In your opinion, did you start late or early? Early.
Have you ever had a wet dream? Don't think so.
Do you compare yourself to guys your same age? I guess.
-In what ways? I don't do it conciously, but every guy does really.
Are you done with puberty? Yeah.
Do you masturbate? Last time I checked, I was a guy, so yeah.
How many times per day or week? Once or twice a day.
How old were you when you started masturbating? About 10 or 11.
What hand do you use? Either, depends on the position I'm in.
What do you think about whilst masturbating? Mostly threesomes with these two girls I know, though they'd probably slap me if they knew lol.
Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? The shower. I'm not very adventurous with that.
Where do you masturbate most often? In front of the computer.
What technique do you use? Erm... there's more than one technique?
Do you use any lubrication? No.
Have you ever been caught? Not properly.
Have you masturbated with friends? No.
-Separated or together?
--Did you regret it or did you have fun?
Are you flexible enough to suck your own penis? No.
-If not, do you wish you could? No.
Do you ejaculate? Yes.
-If so how much? Compared to what?
--Spit or Dribble? Spit.
---If spit, how far? Not too far, maybe half a foot, depending on position.
How do you clean up? Just a tissue, catch it before it becomes a problem.
Did you ever taste it? No.
If so what was your reaction?
Do you look at porn? Yeah.
If so, what types? Solo girls getting themselves off.
Have you ever been caught looking at porn? Yeah...
Do you masturbate while looking at porn? Yeah.
Are you straight, gay, bi, or curious? Straight.
If straight, do you think homosexuality is ok? Sure. As long as you don't try and get me involved...
What do you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend? I don't tend to look for anything in particular, I just find myself liking certain girls.
Have you ever had a relationship? Sure.
If so how long? About half an hour. Technically there was a 4 month internet relationship, but I never met her so I don't really count it anymore.
Did you ever cheat on this person? No.
-Did they find out?
--How did they react?
---Has this taught you a lesson?
I'm just gonna skip this section to save myself some embarrassment.
Have you ever had sex?
--Did you use protection?
---What kind of sex was it?
If still a virgin, will you wait until marriage to lose your virginity?
What do you look for in a partner?
Do you have any regrets what so ever?
Do you think that younger people have sex out of peer pressure?
People and Places
Do you have sleepovers with friends? Nah, did once, wasn't really any fun.
Do you compare penis sizes to friends? No...
Do you ever talk about puberty or sex with your friends? We're guys, of course we talk about sex.
Have you been seen naked by family members or by friends? Nah. Well, not since I was a baby.
Do you masturbate with friends? No.
What would you rate this survey out of 10? 8ish?
Are there any questions you think that should be added or removed? nah.
Any other comments you would like to add: Nope.