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Old November 16th, 2009, 05:37 PM  
Boredomino
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Name: James Daniels
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

What's the difference between Gordon Brown and a nice, juicy kebab?

I don't know, but which one would you rather see burning on a spike?

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Here's another joke:

Miley Cyrus is a very talented singer.

*ba-dum tsh!*

If today was your last day, tomorrow was too late,
could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last, leave old pictures in the past,
donate every dime you had?
And would you call the friends you never see, reminisce old memories,
would you forgive your enemies?
And would you find that one you're dreaming of, swear up and down to God above,
that you'd finally fall in love if today was your last day?
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