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Old November 4th, 2009, 09:03 PM  
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Name: Matty
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

So three female professional swimmers, one blonde, one burnette, and one redhead, are challenged to swim accross the English Channel using only the breast stroke. So the race starts and the blonde keeps falling behind while the redhead and burnette get closer and closer to France. At the end of the race, it's a tie between the burnette and redhead. They end up on the beach talking to the press for a few hours. The blonde finally gets onto the beach and starts taking questions from the press.

They ask her, "Why did it take you so long to finish?"

The blonde replied, "Well, you didn't hear it from me, but I think the both of them were cheating."

Originally Posted by Brighter.Tomorrow View Post
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