my grandma (she's old...like 80) once wondered what i was doing with my pants down (she caught me looking at porn...but she doesn't know computer porn exists).....she thought i had some sorta physical condition, which was her explination as to why i had kleenex
I was like "don't worry grandma, i'll be fine"...
my face turned soooooo red
"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails. "
-1 Corinthians 13:4-8