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Old September 14th, 2009, 04:11 AM  
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Name: Steph
Join Date: January 15, 2008
Location: Oregon
Age: 26
Gender: Female
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

So two penguins are bathing in the bath tub. One of the penguins turns to the other and says, "Can you pass me the bar of soap?". The other penguin responds, "What do I look like, a radio?"


Q: How do elephants hide from hunters?
- I dunno, how do they hide?
A: They paint their toenails red and climb into a cherry tree.
- That's ridiculous, I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree!
A: Then it must work

So if you care to find me, look to the western sky.
As someone told me lately, everyone deserves a chance to fly.

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