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Old August 17th, 2009, 05:40 AM  
fallen angel
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Name: Emma
Join Date: August 13, 2009
Location: Oxford, England
Gender: Female
Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Teacher - james, why is your cat at school today?
James (crying) - I heard the postman tell mummy 'when the kids go to school I'm going to eat your pussy'


2 dwarfs pull two girls and take them home. 1st dwarf can't get it up and to make things worse all night he can hear the 2nd dwarf saying "here I come again, 1, 2, 3 uhh."
Next morning 1st dwarf says to 2nd "how embarrasing I couldn't get an erection"
2nd dwarf replies "you think thats bad, I couldn't even get on the f**king bed"

If at thirst you don't succeed, give up and go to the pub
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