my grandpa was a methodist minister and he said once "Athiest. Is there a such? I don't think so because to say you don't believe in something means there's something there you dont believe in. If you say 'I don't believe in god.' what was that you just mentioned? You at least believe there's a thought of god."
he died in 2004..i miss him so much. thats my favorite of his sayings. he could come up with the craziest sayings..and yet they still made sense.