New way to masterbate
This is from jackinworld.com
HOT WATER BOTTLE SANDWICH
Nothing quite compares to the feel of a vagina â€” but this simulator may be the next best thing. Fill two rubber hot water bottles with water. Close tightly. Slather up your penis with Vaseline, baby oil, or other lube, and sandwich your penis in between the bottles. It's easier if you place the "sandwich" on a tabletop or the back of a couch so it is at crotch level. By gripping either end of the hot water bottles and applying pressure, you can pump slow or fast in and out of the "sandwich." With the heat and slickness, it may be the closest you will come to simulating the actual feel (and even the sounds) of a vagina.
This sounds pretty cool - i mite try it 2night