Try some melatonin to keep you better rested in the night, and better able to understand what people are doing in the morning.
I'm very odd in my sleep as well... Tell me to do something, and I'll do it.
As always- None of my statements are evaluated by the FDA.
My advice is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any diseases unless prescribed by a health practitioner. All information is provided for educational purposes only and should not replace the advice of your medical doctor.
(but your medical doctor will probably end up killing you