What do airplanes and computers have in common?
When you open Windows, they both start crashing!!!
My cousin randomly came up to me and it was hilarious
I read this some where, sorry if it is already posted.... And I forgot one of the names sooo.....
George Bush, Bill Clinton, and Al Gore are standing in front of a firing squad.
As Clinton is going to be shot he realises he doesn't want to die. So he yells "TORNADO" at the top of his lungs. All of the soldiers duck and cover and Clinton gets away.
So up next is Al Gore. He also doesn't want to die so he screams "EARTHQUAKE" as loud as he can. All the soldiers get scared and Gore gets away.
Then it is Bush's turn. Like the others he is going to yell something to get out of certain doom.
He yells as loud as he can, "FIRE!"....