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Old January 1st, 2006, 01:34 PM  
WelshLad
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Join Date: May 8, 2004
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How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST - When
your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - When you
lose your child in a crowded room.

LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love." LUST - When
intercourse is called "screwing." MARRIAGE - What the hell are
you talking about?

LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have. LUST -
When you argue over who gets the wet spot. MARRIAGE - When you
argue over money.

LOVE - When you share everything you own. LUST - When you
steal everything they own. MARRIAGE - When the bank owns
everything.

LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax. LUST - When
the relationship is over if you don't climax. MARRIAGE -
What's a climax?

LOVE - When you write poems about your partner. LUST - When
all you write is your phone number. MARRIAGE - When all you
write is checks.

LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings. LUST
- When you couldn't give a shit. MARRIAGE - When your only
concern is what's on TV.

LOVE - When your heart flutters everytime you see them. LUST -
When your groin twitches everytime you see them. MARRIAGE -
When your wallet empties everytime you see them.

LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you
feel. LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do
it. MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your
partner. LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO
your partner. MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your
golf score.
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