Try one of these.
If you do use TrueCrypt, be careful and read the user's guide. You wouldn't want to encrypt part of your hard drive.
"I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge... Well, goodbye."
- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
"Help me, help me, won't you? Sing me, sing me one last song." - Alkaline Trio (Help Me)
"Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple."
- Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss