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Old June 26th, 2009, 11:46 AM  
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Name: Yes
Join Date: May 28, 2009
Location: South East Englandd
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Blog Entries: 1
Default Re: *** Official Male Puberty Survey ***

You and Your Body
Age: 14 (the sexiest age)
Height: about 5" 4/5/6/7'
Shoe Size: 7 (UK)
Body type (skinny, average, etc): overweightish...
BMI (Click here for more information): Rather not say

Body Hair
Put an X between the brackets if you have hair in that area.

Are you satisfied with the amount of hair you have? why yesh
-Do you wish you had more or less?meh, same

Put an X between the hair that you shave or trim, if you do.
[x once]Armpits

Length (Erect): 5in
Length(Non-Erect): about 3.7 in
Girth (Erect):about 5 in
Cut or Uncut:uncut (soon to be cut)
-Do you wish you Was/Wasn't?: meh, i am good with being uncut
Do you think it's proportional for you height? i dunno. Yes?
-For your Age?: no
What's the average length in your mind?: 6in
Does your Penis bend?: no
-In which Direction?
--A lot, some or little?
---Does this concern you?

Have you started puberty yet?: yesh
At what age did you start?: 12 or 13
In your opinion, did you start late or early?: earlyish-late
Have you ever had a wet dream?: no
Do you compare yourself to guys your same age?: no, but i wish i did. in my mind yes
-In what ways? largenes..
Are you done with puberty?: absotively not

Do you masturbate?: HELL YESH
How many times per day or week?: about 5 times a week.
How old were you when you started masturbating?: 11
What hand do you use?: right
What do you think about whilst masturbating?: fit. Boys.
Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? : School
Where do you masturbate most often?: bed or shower
What technique do you use?: stop and go
Do you use any lubrication?: not usually. Sometimes soap in the shower. Stings though
Have you ever been caught?:neit
Have you masturbated with friends?: no
-Separated or together?
--Did you regret it or did you have fun?
Are you flexible enough to suck your own penis? :no
-If not, do you wish you could? : yes
Do you ejaculate? : yesh
-If so how much?: a fair amount
--Spit or Dribble?: spit
---If spit, how far?:i dunno. I don't measure how far i can cum.
How do you clean up?: tissues
Did you ever taste it?: couple o' times
If so what was your reaction?: BLACH

Do you look at porn?: yes.
If so, what types?: gay teen boys, sometimes lesbean
Have you ever been caught looking at porn?: mum ofund some websites...
Do you masturbate while looking at porn? : hell yesh

Sexual Orientation
Are you straight, gay, bi, or curious?: gay or bi.
If straight, do you think homosexuality is ok?
What do you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend?: fit body and funny and lovely
Have you ever had a relationship? :yes
If so how long? : 3 months
Did you ever cheat on this person?: no
-Did they find out?
--How did they react?
---Has this taught you a lesson?

Have you ever had sex? : no
-What kind?
--Did you use protection?
---What kind of sex was it?
If still a virgin, will you wait until marriage to lose your virginity? : NO
What do you look for in a partner?: fit body. usually.
Do you have any regrets what so ever?
Do you think that younger people have sex out of peer pressure?: yes. sometimes.

People and Places
Do you have sleepovers with friends? : no
Do you compare penis sizes to friends?: no
Do you ever talk about puberty or sex with your friends?: hell yesh
Have you been seen naked by family members or by friends?: young, yes
Do you masturbate with friends?: no

What would you rate this survey out of 10?: 8 ish
Are there any questions you think that should be added or removed?: indecisive
Any other comments you would like to add: not really. Have a fun time.

In the time you could have taken reading this, you could have made a difference in the world. Shame on you.

~Laura was here~

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