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Old June 6th, 2009, 10:48 AM  
Number02
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Name: Jay
Join Date: May 26, 2009
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

A duck walks into a bar, and says to the barman 'Have you got any bread?' to which the barman replies, 'sorry mate, fresh out of bread'.
A couple of minutes later, the duck says 'Have you got any bread?', to which the barman says 'Look, I've told you once, we don't have any bread!'
So the duck looks away glumly. He turns back to the barman and inquires, 'Have you got any bread?' This time the barman is quite irritated 'No, and if you ask me that one more time, I'm gonna nail your beak to the bar!'
The duck was quite taken aback by this, and ponders it for a little while.
'Have you got any nails?' asks the duck
'Erm.... no..' admits the barman.
'So have you got any bread?'

Quote:
Jay:
*Aww come on
*You can't deny they're fun to watch
Tim:
*...Kids?
*That's gross dude.
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