Hahaha, I'm just saying facts. Gamecube is significantly lighter and more compact the the other systems, so no wonder it would survive a fall, and considering its a square, it has more support. Xbox's case however is incredibly thick and it is heavy making it hard to pierce through but a fall could do some serious damage due to its weight. The PS2 is really overall average, can't take much damage, it has a thin casing and its a rectangle and oddly shaped giving poor support so actually it would be teh weakest system.
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