I bet they don't work.
I rarely link from VT to GT, but in this case, I feel I should so that guys don't hurt themselves.
Please see section L of this
"I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge... Well, goodbye."
- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
"Help me, help me, won't you? Sing me, sing me one last song." - Alkaline Trio (Help Me)
"Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple."
- Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss