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Old March 1st, 2009, 03:56 PM  
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Name: Cody Arthur
Join Date: March 1, 2009
Location: Memphis
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Originally Posted by Skittle Flavored View Post

a guy was going on a buisness trip, so he bought his wife a dildo so she wont have any sex with any1 else. it was an acient egyption dildo and listened 2 commands. he told her to say whatever she wanted it in, just say it. he left and she said "pussy" so the dildo went to her pussy, but her husband never told her how 2 get it out. so she drove 2 the hospital and got pulled over. she said "let me go please! i have a dildo in my pussy," the cop said "my ass!!"
very creative
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