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Old March 1st, 2009, 02:10 PM  
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Name: Matty
Join Date: August 1, 2007
Age: 22
Gender: Male
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There was a farmer that settled in a new town. While looking for a horse, he saw an ad that had a horse for sale at a cheap price. Before he bought it, he wanted to know about the horse before he bought it, so he went to the owner. The owner said that the horse was a very special one. Whenever the horse heard "Praise be to God!" he would run like the wind. When he heard "Amen!" he would stop running.

So, taking advantage of this, the new farmer shouted out "Praise be to God!" and the horse started running. Well, the farmer was very pleased with this and the horse kept running down the road. Then the farmer started to panic. There was a cliff at the very end of the road and the horse was getting closer and closer to it. Struggling to find the words, he finally said "Amen!" and the horse stopped just an inch away from the cliff. In joy, the farmer said with all his might "Praise be to God!"


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