I don't know what all of you have against the bible, but I'm a christian and I'm offended. It was written a long, long time ago and the stories in it are very far-fetched so it's definitely not true word for word. The things that are true are the principles and Truths with a capital 't' in it. It shouldn't be read and believed word for word; it should be read with an open mind and by somone who can read in between the lines. So just please be respectful about others' religions.
\"Shepherds we shall be.
For thee my Lord for thee
Power hast descended from thy hand
May our feet swiftly carry out thy commands
We shall flow a river fourth to thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be
Nomine patri et fili spiritus sancti\"
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