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Old November 12th, 2005, 10:02 PM  
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Join Date: May 7, 2005
Location: Quahog (location of family guy)

Age: 13
Height: 5'5
Weight: 125
Build: mildly muscular, skinny
Nationality: American
Country that you live in: US

Penis length when hard? 6.2"
Penis girth when hard? 1.5"
Penis length when soft? 3"
Penis girth when soft? 1"
Are you circumcised? YEA
Is your penis Straight, bent to the right, bent to the left, points downwards, pointed upwards? pointed downwards
Are you happy with your penis? YEA

Do you masturbate? yea
How many times a day? 1 or 2
How many times a week? 7
Do you spit or dribble? both, depends on the last time i masturbated
Is your cum white/pale/clear? pale
How much cum do you produce? 1 tablespoon, about
Do you produce pre-cum? i dont know what that is
If so how much? ?
Do you use lubrication? no
If so, what? none
Do you look at porn whilst masturbating? sometimes
If so what type? straight
Where do you masturbate? bedroom or bathroom, on toilet, or shower
Do you masturbate Naked or with clothes on or both? both
Do you masturbate on your own? yeah
Have you ever masturbated with a friend? no
Have you ever maturbated your friend? no
Has your friend ever masturbated you? no
Has anyone ever masturbated you? no
Did you enjoy it? ?

Have you ever compared penis sizes with anyone? yes
How did you compare penis sizes? standing next to eachother
Have you ever had a blow job? no
Have you ever given anybody a blow job? no
Did you enjoy it? ?
Have you ever tasted your own cum? no
have you ever tasted anybody elses cum? no
Have you ever had sex? no
With which gender was it with? ?
Are you Straight, Gay or Bi? str8 but curious
Do people know that you are Gay,Straight or bi? yeah

Do you have pubic hair? yeah
Do you have Leg hair? a little
Do you have Chest hair? no
Do you have Facial Hair?no

Me the person who likes family guy so much


qoutes from peter
Teacher: In French, to say yes you say oui-oui.
[Peter starts laughing]
Peter: Oh, man, that\'s hysterical. (keeps laughing) Hey, what do you say for no, doo-doo? (laughs) Hey, I\'ll be right back. I\'ve got to go take a wicked yes
Peter: Holy crip, he\'s a crapple

killer in jail: you and your friends are dead your all dead!
Peter: oh thank god he thinks were zombies

Peter: Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no TV? So he failed a class, it\'s not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that Thanksgiving when I was nineteen

Peter: Don\'t worry I got an idea An idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about

Mr. Weed: Peter, your fired
Peter: Aw! Damn it for how long

[At a job interview]
Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years
Peter: [Thinking to himself \"Dont say doing you wife. Dont say doing your wife.\"] Doing your, uh, son
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