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Old November 12th, 2005, 08:35 PM  
Jedi
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Originally Posted by Se7en
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.

Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where t he bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up.

Then all the other bells started to ring.
i heard one similar 2 that but it goes liek this:

The pope just died and they r looking 4 a new pope, so they say that theyre *auditioning* for a new pope.

On the day, 100 ppl come.
In walks this drop-dead blonde chik. The popes assistant makes every1 take off theyre clothes and tie a bell 2 their balls, and he said, "if ur bell rings then ur out, and the last guy standing becomes pope."
So the chik starts 2 strip slowly.
She goes, "ohhh, its hot in here!" and she takes her top off. 10bells ring.
"Oooohhhh its really hot!" she takes off her bra. 40bells ring.
Then she takes off her pants. 40bells ring
Its down 2 the last 10!
she takes off her panties and 9bells ring.
the assistant 2 the pope says 2 the last guy, "congrats, ur the newpope!"
and he adds, "ur rite, it is hot in here!" and the assistant takes off his shirt."
the guys bell begins to ring
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