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Old January 21st, 2009, 08:55 PM  
Vermillion
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

OMG Ghost Captain, have my imaginary children
My turn! =D

-Why do women get married in white?
So they match the kitchen appliances!

-What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her.

I am so going to hell for laughing at these jokes, XD
One more, though XD

-Why cant women ski?
Because theres no snow between the bedroom and the kitch
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