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Old January 19th, 2009, 12:49 AM  
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Originally Posted by goofball View Post
this is a very sexcist joke "you've been warned"!
I also have no intenstion of making fun of females, i just found this one funny

There's a 747 plummeting towards the ocean, and the stewardess realises she's going to die. So she runs into the cockpit and tears off her blouse, before straddling the Captain.

"Captain!" she says, "Make me feel like a woman one last time!"

He agrees, and tears off his shirt too.

He then hands it to her and says "Iron this for me, would you?"
OMFG! I nearly died laughing at that one! XD

A man runs over his wife in a car, and what does Herashio ask?
"Why was the man driving in the kitchen?"
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