The mom calls the husband a "Bastard".
& then, the dad calls the wife a "Bitch".
& Billy goes to his mom and says "Mom, What's a bitch and a bastard?"
& the mom says "Well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen."
& then later, Billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"
So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"
His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"
& then later Billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit"
& Billy said "Dad, whats shit?"
& then his dad says,
"Well Billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream "
& then, Billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "Fuck!"
and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?"
"Well Billy, fuck is a way cutting the turkey"
& then later, the guests arrive and Billy goes to them and says . . .
"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the Turkey"
Haha . . . heard it a while ago.