this is a very sexcist joke "you've been warned"!
I also have no intenstion of making fun of females, i just found this one funny
There's a 747 plummeting towards the ocean, and the stewardess realises she's going to die. So she runs into the cockpit and tears off her blouse, before straddling the Captain.
"Captain!" she says, "Make me feel like a woman one last time!"
He agrees, and tears off his shirt too.
He then hands it to her and says "Iron this for me, would you?"