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Old January 11th, 2009, 01:49 PM  
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So former President Bush is trying to catch a flight back to Texas when his flight is delayed. While waiting for the weather to calm, he sees a man waiting for the same flight. He was dressed in long flowing white robes with a long white beard.

President Bush, being naturally curious, goes up to the man and asks, "Excuse me, are you Moses?". The man gives no answear. President Bush asked the question more and more until he got frustrated and went to one of his security agents.

"Ask that man if he's Moses." says Bush. So, the agent goes over and asks the man if he was Moses. The man in the white beard replies "Of course I am!"

The agent is confused and asks the man about why he didn't tell that to Mr. Bush and Moses replies "Because the last time I talked to a bush I was stuck in the desert for 40 fucking years!"


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