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Old December 26th, 2008, 12:00 AM  
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Name: Stephen
Join Date: February 17, 2007
Location: Sydney
Age: 24
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

got this sent to me last night and made me laugh so much lol. you sing it to the tune of "jingle bells".

charging through the snow, in a v8 wonder sled,
crashing through the trees, 'cause i'm off my f**kin head.
been smoking billy's too, i've had beers 'n' more,
i'm heading to the red light zone to get myself a whore

jingle bells, jingle bells, santa's smoking weed
mrs claus is on the floor, she's overdosed on speed.
blitzen's f**ked, the elves are too, they're peaking off their heads &
if rudolph snorts another line the prick'll wind up dead.


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