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Old December 9th, 2008, 09:57 PM  
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Originally Posted by Hitman View Post
This old man
He's got one
Johnson motor on the bum
Nick tells Pat
"Give thing a wack
This old this won't get us home"
This old man
He's got two
His spare motor is Evinrude
Nick says Pat
"Give the cord a pull"
And the motor joints just come unglued

Well this old man haven't got three
Clues about trouble mechanically
Nick says Pat
"He should get him sparked"
"Don't go says Nick
Can't see in the dark"
This old man
He got four
He got two motors and he got two oars
Nick says Peg
"Get out your oar locks"
But Nick finds out that they got them lost

Well this old man
He's got five
Five old flares
But near one lights
Nick says Pat
"Replace them when you should
And you won't wind up with your flares no good"
This old man
He saved six
Waterproof matches for when he's in the fix
Nick says Pat
"Strike up a light
Tis not that bright in the middle of the night"

Well this old man
He had seven
Inches of hose
Where he needs eleven
Nick says Pat
"Here's what's wrong
The hose is chopped
All gas is gone"
This old man
He had eight
Gallons of gas
But it all escaped
Nick says Pat
"Here's what's wrong
Your hose is chopped
All your gas is gone"

Well this old man
Don't have nine
Lives because he's not feline
When Nick told Pat
To strike up a light
Nick and Pat was blown out of sight
One old man
He went ten
Miles and landed home again
But where is Pat
He's on the other shore
He won't get home
With his Johnson outboard
ohh i didn't get it at first hahaha funny

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