Re: Jokes and Riddles
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 20 dead babies?
You won't find a Ferrari in my garage.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When I jump on a trampoline, I take my cleats off.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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