A blonde was shopping and came across a silver Thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.
â€œThatâ€™s a Thermos,â€ the clerk said. â€œIt keeps some things hot and some things cold.â€
â€œWow,â€ said the blonde. â€œThatâ€™s amazing. Iâ€™m going to buy it!â€
So she bought the Thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk.
â€œWhat do you have there?â€ he asked.
â€œWhy, thatâ€™s a Thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,â€ she replied.
Her boss inquired, â€œWhat do you have in it?â€
The blond replied, â€œTwo popsicles and some coffee.â€
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