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Old December 5th, 2008, 10:18 PM  
Neverender
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Name: Ryan
Join Date: July 28, 2007
Location: Newfoundland and Labrador
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Squirrels had overrun three churches in town. After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to be there. Who were they to interfere with God's will? they reasoned. Soon, the squirrels multiplied.
The elders of the second church, deciding that they could not harm any of God's creatures, humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
It was only the third church that succeeded in keeping the pests away. The elders baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. They haven't seen them since.


Been here on VT so long,
my clothes are starting to rot.
8 Years and counting
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