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Old November 3rd, 2008, 03:18 PM  
xGreenling
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

A respected cardiologist dies at a ripe old age after a life of dedicated and fruitful work. At his funeral, to honor his dedication to his career, his casket passes through a large heart made of red roses.

One of his friends, a podiatrist, turns to another, a neurologist, and says "You know, they couldn't do that for us. Feet? Brains? It just doesn't have the romance." A man sitting in the row behind overheard this, and burst out laughing. The two turned to him and asked what he found so funny - that he'd be in stitches at a friends funeral.

"Oh, sorry," the man responded. "But I'm a proctologist!"
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