Re: Jokes and Riddles
A respected cardiologist dies at a ripe old age after a life of dedicated and fruitful work. At his funeral, to honor his dedication to his career, his casket passes through a large heart made of red roses.
One of his friends, a podiatrist, turns to another, a neurologist, and says "You know, they couldn't do that for us. Feet? Brains? It just doesn't have the romance." A man sitting in the row behind overheard this, and burst out laughing. The two turned to him and asked what he found so funny - that he'd be in stitches at a friends funeral.
"Oh, sorry," the man responded. "But I'm a proctologist!"