Re: Jokes and Riddles
A scouse wedding ends in a riot, police arrest 20 and they end up in court.
The best man says to the Judge "Can I explain what happened, it's scouse tradition for the best man to have the first dance with the bride, which I did. I was dancing very close. The groom ran at us and kicked his bride right between the legs."
"Gosh," Says the Judge "That must have been sore"
"He broke 3 of my f***ing fingers!!"