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Old October 26th, 2008, 05:54 PM  
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Name: Andy
Join Date: July 19, 2005
Location: England
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

A scouse wedding ends in a riot, police arrest 20 and they end up in court.

The best man says to the Judge "Can I explain what happened, it's scouse tradition for the best man to have the first dance with the bride, which I did. I was dancing very close. The groom ran at us and kicked his bride right between the legs."

"Gosh," Says the Judge "That must have been sore"


"He broke 3 of my f***ing fingers!!"
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