kevin! go 2 my diary please, we could fight there...and 2...remember, what goes around, comes around...anyway...
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
â€œAre you magically delicious or just angry and drunk?
This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?â€
â€œCan I get a side of Freedom Fries with that?
Arenâ€™t the French just Germans who can make sauces?â€
â€œIs the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus?
I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-Oâ€™s! â€
â€œDo you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?â€
â€œIs this bratwurst kosher?â€
â€œWhereâ€™s the hash at?
Itâ€™s cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?â€
â€œCan you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?â€
â€œThis wall isnâ€™t so great.â€
â€œDid you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick?â€
â€œDo you have any normal meatballs?
Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?â€
â€œYemen? Thatâ€™s a stupid name for a country. Whatâ€™s it mean -- â€˜Land Of Fanatics And Dust' ?â€
â€œYou donâ€™t live in teepees?
Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?â€
â€œAfter a long day of travel, Iâ€™m famished. Hey â€“ those flies sure love your pregnant son!â€
â€œYouâ€™re like Americans without money.â€
â€œSo, this is the country thatâ€™s not Portugal? Wow.
Your women can shave if they want to, right?
Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?â€
â€œI liked it better the other way.â€
â€œWhat's that smell?â€
â€œWould you like to see my designs for a solar powered car?
Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?â€
â€œIs it always this cold and economically devastated?â€
â€œCan you spell Uzbekistan?â€
â€œI hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy."
â€œSeriously, where is the real countryâ€¦ where is everything?â€
â€œWhatâ€™s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?â€
â€œHow can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?â€
â€œWas John Wayne gay?â€
^this is SO wrong, but this was from joke.com...SO WRONG!!!
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