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Old October 14th, 2008, 03:19 PM  
DarkWingedAngel
The Devil!!
 
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Name: Dylan Jacob Skittles
Join Date: July 2, 2008
Location: In a fire.
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Blog Entries: 54
Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

here's a few

one day there is a blonde walking in a barber shop while shes wearing head phones and the barber says can u please take of your headphones and the blonde says no these are important so she gets her haircut but the barber just slips the headphones off and in 30 seconds she dies and the barber listens to it and it says breath in breath out breath in breath out

Diary of a Blonde
Dear Diary: Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with
those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind.... But this week I got a
call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed
a whole year ago and I had yet to pay for them. Boy oh boy, did we go
around!! Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically
stupid...

So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year... that in one year the windows would pay for themselves. There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up and I have not heard back.
Guess I won that stupid argument...

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Hrt date 05/14/2013
top surgery completed
03/27/2014
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