Re: Jokes and Riddles
this made me crack up after i first read it. if youve never heard a newfie you may not get the humor in this.
the ten commandments in Newfinese:
1. Ders jus one Lard
2. ‘Onor yer Mudder ‘n Fadder
3. No tellin’ jigs ‘n yarns
4. Go on tad eh Sundee meetin b’y.
5. Dere’s nuttin befare deh ‘oly Lard
6. No foolin ‘round wit anudder buddy’s missus
7. No killin’
8. Mine yer mout' now
9. Never mind ‘bout which t’aint yers
10. Never mind ‘bout yer buddy’s stuff
try figuring that out without looking it up on the internet.
Been here on VT so long,
my clothes are starting to rot.
8 Years and counting