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Old October 7th, 2008, 05:42 PM  
DarkWingedAngel
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Name: Dylan Jacob Skittles
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ok i got another

there are 3 men on a plane
one is Chinese the other is Japanese and the other guy is going to war
so the Chinese guy is hungry so he looks in his lunchbox a sees an apple he says
"eww i hate apples" then throws it out the window
when he gets to the airport he sees a kid crying he says "why are you crying little kid"
the little kid says "i was walking and out of nowhere an apple falls out of the sky and bonks me one the head"
then the 2nd guy is hungry so he looks in his lunchbox and sees a pear he says "eww i hate pears" then throws out out of the window
when he gets to the airport he sees a little kid crying he says "why are you crying little kid"
then the little kid says "i was walking and out of nowhere a pear falls out of the sky and bonks my mom on the head"
then the guy that is going to war he has a bomb in his hand and by accident it falls
when he gates to the airport he sees a little kid laughing he says "why are you laughing little kid"
then the little kid says "because i farted and my house blew up"

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