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Old September 29th, 2008, 06:16 PM  
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Name: Thomdam
Join Date: November 13, 2007
Location: Missouri
Age: 26
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A married couple having their first baby were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pains to the Baby's father.
Both were happy to try it.
The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but the husband felt nothing so the doctor increased it to 20 percent. The father said he still felt fine and his blood pressure was normal. He invited the doctor to kick it up to 50 percent.

Still no reaction.

The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain until the wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic.

When they got home, the Gardener was lying dead at the gate.
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