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Old September 3rd, 2008, 07:14 PM  
Muffins
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Name: Steve
Join Date: August 22, 2008
Location: The Dance Floor
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Default Re: No-Suicide Pledge

I pledge that I will never kill myself.....

Acouple things that always stop my suicidal thoughts:

Get a loving, sexy wife
Have Sex with wife
Raise Kids and teach em masterbating is ok and normal...
If I kill myself I will go to hell and the devil will beat me, which I cant let him do
Prove family/friends wrong that I WILL become a police man and other stuff that they say i wont become

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