I pledge that I will never kill myself.....
Acouple things that always stop my suicidal thoughts:
Get a loving, sexy wife
Have Sex with wife
Raise Kids and teach em masterbating is ok and normal...
If I kill myself I will go to hell and the devil will beat me, which I cant let him do
Prove family/friends wrong that I WILL become a police man and other stuff that they say i wont become