Re: Jokes and Riddles
Late one night a mouse finds a bit of Guiness on the floor of a bar. He takes a few licks of it and howls out at the moon saying "WHERE IS THAT GOD DAMN CAT!?!"
Three mice are in a bar and are talking about how tough they are.
The first mouse says "I take the cheese from mouse traps and bench press it thirty times before throwing it across the room!"
The second mouse says "You think that's tough? I once out ran three cats."
The third mouse chugs the rest of his drink and heads for the door. The two other mice say "Hey! Where are you goin'?" and the mouse says "Home to fuck the cat."
Originally Posted by Brighter.Tomorrow
Hello again VirtualTeen. you blackhole.
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